When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std....some1 stole his rough note....&
Now they call it as .............Wikipedia
Crazy people!!!!
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When Rajnikant was a Student!!!
Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!
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Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is "Rajnikanta Medical College of Engineering for Commerce".
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Rajnikant purchased a road roller
Guess why??????
To Iron his Clothes.
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Rajnikant was shot today
.
.
.Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow.
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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!
Sachin Tendulkar's mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar
And his coach's name is ramaKANT
Is there a need to say anything beyond this???
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Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikants statue
And Birds returned grains they took last year as well
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If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts!
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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"
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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play.
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Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky as he is participating in the Asian Games high jump event
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Rajnikanth doesnt breathe air comes to hide in his lungs
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Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty
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Rajni can walk faster than light.
Rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another.
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Law of Conservation of Rajni
All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!
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Once a photo of Rajnikant was givenfor Xerox. Don't even try to guess what happened.
We got two copies of the Xerox machine.
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One more:
Once upon a time
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth
Today that powder is known as
AMBUJA CEMENT.
Now they call it as .............Wikipedia
Crazy people!!!!
==============================
When Rajnikant was a Student!!!
Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!
==============================
Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is "Rajnikanta Medical College of Engineering for Commerce".
==============================
Rajnikant purchased a road roller
Guess why??????
To Iron his Clothes.
==============================
Rajnikant was shot today
.
.
.Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow.
==============================
THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!
Sachin Tendulkar's mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar
And his coach's name is ramaKANT
Is there a need to say anything beyond this???
==============================
Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikants statue
And Birds returned grains they took last year as well
==============================
If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts!
==============================
Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"
==============================
One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play.
==============================
Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky as he is participating in the Asian Games high jump event
==============================
Rajnikanth doesnt breathe air comes to hide in his lungs
==============================
Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty
==============================
Rajni can walk faster than light.
Rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another.
==============================
Law of Conservation of Rajni
All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!
==============================
Once a photo of Rajnikant was givenfor Xerox. Don't even try to guess what happened.
We got two copies of the Xerox machine.
==============================
One more:
Once upon a time
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth
Today that powder is known as
AMBUJA CEMENT.
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