WEEKLY LAUGH

Banta Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked "Doctor, will I be

able to read after wearing glasses?"
Yes of course, said the doctor, why not!
"Oh How nice it would be I have been illiterate for so long" replied Banta with joy.

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Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh was singing a song.After

4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside down and started singing again.
Banta Singh : Santa Singh, what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down?
Santa Singh : I am singing the B side

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would

I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".


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Whats The Diff Between
Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu?
Gandhi-Didnt Know Whats Lie
Musharraf Doesnt Know Whats Truth
&
Lalu Doesnt Know The Difference

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Small boy: "Dad , can you write in the dark?"
Father: "I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
Small Boy: "Your name on the report card."
Wife: Where'll U Take Me On Our 10th Aniversary?
Hsband: We'll Go 2 African Jungle Safari.
Wife: Nice. And On Our 25th Aniversary?
Husband: I'll Bring U Back.
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    A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

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What Is More Useful After It Is Broken?

An Egg


Which Is The Most Shocking City?

Electri-City


Name Two Things U Can Never Eat Before Breakfast?

Dinner & Lunch

How Many Gr8 Men Were Born In Pakistan?
None, Only Babies Were Born.

If Ur Clock Strikes 13, What Times It Is?

Time To Buy A New Clock ;->
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“ Do u know which all things make life memorable?
Powercut on night b4 xam.
Enjoying boring movie vd frnds.
Dancing in shower on a hot day.
Caught by traffic police wen u dont hav license.
No balnc in phone wen ur beloved givs miss call.
&
a long walk vd frd on a lonely road..
Life is always beautiful! 4get all worries, live these moments!! ;-) ”
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HOW did an Intelligent BOY PROPOSE to a Girl.
He TOOK the Girl ALONG with him on a BOAT & in the MIDDLE of River said: "LOVE ME or LEAVE

the BOAT."
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Wife :-I will die.
Husband :- I will also die.
Wife :- why will you die?
Husband :- because I can't bear that much happiness
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Indian Prime Minister: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!
US President: Wow! How many?
Indian Prime Minister: 7 OBC, 5 SC, 8 ST, 3 Handicapped, 2 Sports Persons, 3 Terrorist

Affected, 3 Kashmiri Migrants, 2 MPs & 1 Astronaut.
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Bindaas funda

if you dont know
the answer in the exams
just put lines like this
"||||||||||"
&
write below
"Scratch Here For Answer"

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Teacher:-What is common between
KRISHNA,NABI,GANDHI& JESUS...?
Boy replied...."ALL ARE
BORN ON GOVERMENT HOLIDAYS...!
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2012 scheduled Earth Disaster is postponed to 2050 due to technical reasons. Delay is regretted. Kindly co-operate and enjoy life bindaas.
With regards, Yamraaj